January 2012
44 posts
Never been cock blocked so bad before!
This girl and i wanted to dance at the club and have a bomb time! Ummm yeah cock blocked….fml
I don't have time for drama!
My main priorities right now:
1. School
2. Getting a job
3. My brothers
My best friends are my brothers, my brothers are...
Matt
Isiah
Zac
when you kill time, you murder success
The friends that have stuck by me the longest!
Zac
Isiah
Rebecca (BOO)
Nour
Sam (my mofo twin)
Elsa
Love these people to death!
So my parents told me if i have a job i can live...
I’ll live at my best friends house and pay my bills and help out there! Should be a fricking sick summer!
My family....
My family means the world to me! My family also consists of my best friend Zac, his brothers Isiah and Matt, and they mom Cary! I love the all to death!
Don’t mess with my family!
I'm a student, I'm a partyier, I'm a drinker, I'm...
if my son is gay
son: mom... i'm gay
me: what was that?
son: i'm... gay
me: HA! KNEW IT!
son: wh...what?
husband: what's going on?
me: OUR SON'S GAY!
husband: oh god.
son: wait, is that okay?
husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son: i—
me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son: that's great mom bu—
me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son: mom that really isn—
me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband: shit
me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son: dad, what's going o—
me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son: i'm scared
husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
I wanna have fun this year, and not go...
I'm complicated.....deal with it!
Had a good New Years Eve! Margaritas with my boy!
Im done being the perfect kid....it time to break...
